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Elizabeth II (Helen Mirren) upon hearing of the death of Diana, formerly the wife of her son Charles and commonly beloved throughout the word as "Princess Diana" danced a little jig on top of the blonde bitch's theoretical grave.
At least, that's what everyone believed.
Now, here comes The Queen, which tries to make the stone cold monarch into something human. Try and try as it might, we don't believe it. Her fruity little first born got married because he had to and, once Diane dropped a litter of male heirs, she wasn't necessary any more. So some paparazzi were hired to finish the slut off for good....
On average, a first run movie ticket will run you Ten Bucks. Were Cranky able to set his own price to The Queen , he would have paid . . .
28 Weeks Later
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