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Three love stories, all involving the same pair of lovers (Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz) spread across dozens of centuries from the time of the Conquistadores to the far flung future.
Yeah! It's Carter and Shiera Hall only without the Hawk wings and the interstellar adventure. For the non fanboys, we refer to a decades running DC comicbook once called Hawkman (now Hawkgirl or Hawkwoman for reasons of continuity we're not about to waste space explaining.) As initially explained on our homepage, Warners showed this film only once in non-junket press screenings and slammed the lid down tight after the junket was finished. We managed a freebie through pro connections -- what? you expect us to pay for a film the studio has that little faith in?? -- and file this report.
On average, a first run movie ticket will run you Ten Bucks. Were Cranky able to set his own price to The Fountain , he would have paid . . .
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